Thursday, October 9, 2014

Thursday, January 30, 2014

The Misfits - "Bullet"

The lyrics on this song surely take an odd turn....





President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride

Johnny's wife is floundering
Johnny's wife is scared
Run, Jackie run

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead
You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck

President's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Johnny ride
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride, Johnny ride

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead
You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck

Arise Jackie O, Jonathon of Kennedy
Well, arise and be shot down
The dirt's gonna be your dessert
My cum be your life source
And the only way to get it
Is to suck or fuck
Or be poor and devoid
And masturbate me, masturbate me
Then slurp it from your palm
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun

F*ck

Educate yourself...

Friday, December 6, 2013

A Pale Horse Named Death to play New York's Webster Hall

Thursday, January 14, 2014 - Doors 7:00pm

The Studio at Webster Hall, New York City, NY

Click to purchase tickets

Check out the video below for the track "DMSLT" off their new album.  Rumor has it there will be official band merch available at the show. 

Monday, October 7, 2013

Alan Robert at NY Comic Con 2013

That's right, folks.  I got word that Alan Robert will be appearing at this year's New York Comic Con, taking place from Thursday, October 10th through Sunday, October 13th.  

He will be drawing commissions for interested fans as well as signing autographs and talking about his three comic series, Wire Hangers, Crawl To Me and Killogy.  He'll be appearing in the convention's Artist Alley, and I've heard he is bringing plenty of markers, pens and paper to draw items for fans.  

Please come on out and check this out.  


Thursday, September 12, 2013

Jimmy Fallon's "Joking Bad"

I am a huge fan of "Breaking Bad" and have seen multiple attempts by comedians to do parodies of the show.  For the most part, they have been terrible.

Jimmy Fallon released a 13-minute take entitled "Joking Bad" and it brilliantly captures the AMC show.  Well done...

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Friday Evening Thoughts

I am sitting on a NJ Transit train, heading out to Jersey. If 25 year old me could see what I am doing, he'd cringe and laugh at me. I have become the "bridge and tunnel" weekender...but in the wrong direction. How did I end up hating New Jersey so much?

One behavior I so commonly see on trains is strangers striking up conversations with each other, behaving friendly with each other. You never see that on NYC subways. These suburban folks seem to enjoy making the acquaintance of a new human being, sharing stories of where they are going, family tales, etc. What is wrong with them? If you make eye contact with a stranger on the subway in Brooklyn, you better be prepared to defend your vital organs. You just assume everyone is carrying a knife. Yet, sitting here, I see strangers sitting next to each other and smiling. Enjoying their moment.

I really am a miserable bastard.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Dinner - January 17, 2013

Chicken, soaked in buffalo wing sauce, with Ken's Blue Cheese Dressing on the side.

Rating: 8 out of 10

I wish I had baby carrots to go with it. My bad.



Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Munchin' Time...

Breaded tilapia with with rice. Not bad when you are cooking for one.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Alan Robert's "Killogy"



If you are not aware of Alan Robert's new comic, "Killogy," then you need to watch the above video clip.  It's got characters based on Frank Vincent, Marky Ramone and Brea Grant.  It's got great artwork.  It's got great dialogue.

It even has a secret shout-out to yours truly.  Check it out later this month.



Maceo Parker - Pass The Peas

Goddammit.....this is THE shit.  I don't own dancing shoes...but if I did, I'd be rocking them right now.